Dear Moi,

Welcome to the VIP club! You are cordially invited to join Fly Clear’s Safe Travel Membership. This club entitles you to breeze past long airport-security lines and rude airline employees. No more emptying out your CELINE carry on and exposing your life next to some traveler in her bare feet and chipped, toe nail polish.

We have included a picture of what your new travel day will look like. Look at that, no drama! Now your no loser, which line would you rather pose in?

I do hope you share this wonderful news with your friends and family and encourage them to step up their game! For complete information including which lucky airports have this clearance club, please visit our website at www.flyclear.com

Have a pleasant flight!

Moi xoxo

Hello cupcake! Moi was on *holiday* but all rested up and ready to return to writing. Stay tuned for some great pics and videos to be upload.

Moi xoxo

Inspired by Glamour magazine’s amusing Dos & Don’t column and fresh from my own packing for my next vacation get away, Moi reveals how to be an airport DO!

1. Do keep in mind that athletic inspired clothes like fitted hoodies and lean sweatpants are a traveler’s best friend as they are cute and comfortable. That doesn’t mean its okay to dress head to toe for the gym, well unless you’re part of a soccer team flying to your next match.

2. Do remember that stilettos never look sexy when traveling. They look torturous! Try cute flats like Kate Moss

3. Do wear a coat appropriate in weight for your trip. Don’t make is soo bulky it won’t fit in the overhead.

4. Do tie a great sweater or pashmina over your shoulders to layer over a T-shirt or tank when the plane gets freezing ~ which it always does.

5. Don’t wear your little lingerie camisole with pajama bottoms and Uggs to the airport. I never jumped on the Ugg wagon ..they are oversize bedroom slippers. The plane is not a place for a pajama party!

6. Do know that oversize dark shades have been the best friend of every jet-setter from Jackie O to Elle Macpherson who I have always thought “travels” very right. She always looks pulled together but comfortable.

7. Please don’t wear the shorts, tank top, and flip flops you had on in the Caribbean on the flight back to Los Angeles, especially if its in the middle of winter.

8. Do organize your bag before you get in the security line. Don’t wait until you get to the front of the line to sort though your old candy and dead lipsticks to find your boarding pass. I witnessed this twice both in Miami International and Las Vegas and I was rolling my eyes with disgust.

9. Don’t be wearing your lowest cut jeans with a short top on the plane. You will have to reach up to get your bags, and then you might as well be wearing just your thong.

10. Don’t turn the plane cabin into your own personal spa moment. If you spray yourself with fragrance, you spray the whole cabin with it.

11. Don’t load yourself with so many bags you look like the luggage carousel. Edit!

Moi xoxo

Every spring, more than 15,000 lesbians heed some cosmic force and make a mad dash for Palm Springs, Calif, to attend the wild parties otherwise known as Dinah Shore! Billed by the organizers as the largest lesbian event in the world, the event started in the ’70s as a few flyers handed out at gay bars announcing some fun events around the golf tournament. It’s grown into a weekend that now includes celebrities ..even straight ones! {That means you Tila}

I went to Dinah Shore last year as a *newbie*. All of my “lesbian knowledge” of the event up to that point came from stories from my friends. They seemed to have a very good time if you know what I mean. I remember pouting because I tend to be shy and a tad bit reserved if I am around a lot of women. Yes, shocking isn’t it? I was worried that I would not fit in.

It’s Not about the Golf anymore! The crazy thing is, I can’t remember for the life of me how I even knew that Dinah Shore was a huge party for lesbians. A brochure must have come with the Home Office for Lesbians registration packet. The same brochure is not inserted into a man’s pocket because whenever I mention the Dinah Shore being an event that is attended by tens of thousands of lesbians, I get some blank stares from the men. “What? They go for the golf?!” Um, no.

So back I go! Looking forward to stopping once again at the Cabazon outlets for more Gucci and Le Creuset cookware to fill up my SUV, FABULOUS steak with Bass Pinot Noir at The Falls Restaurant and a chance to model my new resort wear at the Wyndam Hotel. Care to join me?

Moi xoxo

I soooo wanted to go to the South Beach Food & Wine Festival this year! Mark your calendars, next year’s dates are scheduled for 2/19/09-2/22/09. The festival has added new items to their online auction going on right now! We are talking some serious travel packages, fabulous cruises, wine adventures, furniture & more. This is definately worth a look!

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Moi xoxo

I must be on a travel kick lately, all I want to write about is travel. Anything to get out of reality lol! Sitting in my inbox was a list of the dirtiest hotels in America voted by Trip Advisor travelors themselves. I unfortunately read the review as I was eating my lunch. Bad mistake & my stewed chicken came out perfect the night before! This is a must read because there is no way I plan on packing rubber gloves in my carry on. Soo not a part of moi’s wardrobe agenda!

Read it here >

Moi xoxo

Boy was my head twirling with the thought of what to now pack in my all ready over stuffed Kirkland suitcase! US Airways, the budget friendly but oh soo classy airlines announced that they will start charging $25.00 per second checked in bag. Considering moi brings the “kitchen sink” on every nerve wracking flight, the Bottega shoulder purse alone can be considered one piece of luggage right there! Oh well, there’s always Fed Ex the luggage to the resort a head of time….

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Moi xoxo